WALUIGI FUCKING DIES

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 Nintendo fans around the world are mourning the loss of beloved video game character Waluigi, who died last night in a tragic and painful accident.

According to sources close to the situation, Waluigi was attempting to perform a particularly tricky maneuver during a heated round of Mario Party when he suffered a fatal injury. The exact details of his death remain unclear, but witnesses report that he let out a blood-curdling scream before collapsing onto the floor.

Doctors were unable to revive him and he was pronounced dead at the scene. His cause of death has been listed as "blunt trauma due to impact with a miniature golf obstacle."

Waluigi's family members are said to be devastated by the news, with his brother Wario reportedly so distraught that he could not be reached for comment. Fans have taken to social media to express their shock and sadness over the loss, many calling for Nintendo to dedicate future games or DLC content to Waluigi's memory.

In response to the tragedy, Nintendo released a statement expressing its deepest condolences to Waluigi's loved ones and promising to honor his legacy through its gaming platforms. As of press time, plans for a memorial service had yet to be announced.

Rest in peace, Waluigi. You will be missed but never forgotten.

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